sandrasstylechoices:

What makes you beautiful gives me a heartattack [x]

• girl: sir can i go to the toilet
• male teacher: no you cannot you know the rules wait until the end of the lesson, how dare you ask such a question when you know that all toilet trips must be taken at breaks and lunch, i can not believe you would jeopardize your education for something that can wait one more hour, you ungrateful child
• girl: but im having girl issues
• male teacher: omfg go

lostsinconfusions:

IM DYING

moretoremember:

I would never cheat in a relationship

because that would require two people finding me attractive.

fuckingniall:

friedlemons:

bradfordwhore:

remember when zayn looked like an italian waiter

and we still wanted to fuck the spaghetti out of him 

i know how badly i wanted to lick his meatballs 

radsturbate:

[gets down on one knee] will you harry me? [eyes widen] fuck

barackobama:

We’re just going to leave this here.